Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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