so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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