At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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