I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
