That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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