The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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