I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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