But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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