she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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