so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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