That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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