So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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