Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
