New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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