Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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