Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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