I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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