had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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