we made out on top of his cat.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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