This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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