I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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