I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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