you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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