dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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