You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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