is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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