what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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