what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
we're making bets on your personal life
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
All I want is dick and wine.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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