I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
