So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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