Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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