It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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