Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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