would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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