Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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