think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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