he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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