Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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