I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Two words: nipple clamps
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