If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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