Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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