failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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