Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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