We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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