pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I just blew my weed a kiss
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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