is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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