My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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