NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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