Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
why is half of my head shaved?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
