My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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